warmfuzzyanimal:

warmfuzzyanimal:

wait hold on i just thought of something funny

crabanarchy:

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

striders:

anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

prohaloplayer:

i invite you over to my house and while we’re greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell “down boy! DOWN! NO!” and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

angelicguy:

there is a war between types of users on this site and this is what it looks like

eclogues:

eclogues:

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up

papayajuan2019:

they hate me because i’m silly and so intense at the same time

prohaloplayer:

coughloop:

prohaloplayer:

coughloop:

I think the silliness is spreading to my lungs

pongebob

In what possible way is this spongebob

can you just play with me here

mechanicalangel-deactivated2023:

everygirl should get. 10 hrs a day to play video games 8 hrs to lie on the floor 6-8 hrs to do literally nothing 22 hours to sleep per day.

stonelions:

he thinks he’s being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

vonkarn:

my wife: you’re the only person who uses the computer correctly

me: what do you mean

my desktop:

nitrosplicer:

MOOD

ultirex:

“feeling like a person again” collection

queer-as-city-folk:

cocoon2010:

queer-as-city-folk:

cocoon2010:

“ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america’s rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-” I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

Please do not have sex with our trains they are late and you’ll get run over and wind up a pile of blood and guts in rural Pennsylvania

Do you enjoy ruining people’s dreams or what

I’m part of the US government

hustlerose:

just had implied sex offscreen